Surf 'n Turf?

Mudzuks and Vecais were more than a little dubious about the Eastern treat that Vecdzanitis schlepped home from Grand Manan last week. (Despite Mudzuks proclaiming to Mamuks a few days ago that she "really likes meat," she may have the makings of a vegetarian yet! Now we just gotta get a whole pig on a spit at the next party to solidify that fledgling sentiment, along with nightly brainwashing viewings of "Babe," and we're set. Remember the words of that wily goose: Christmas is Carnage!)

All that said, vegetarian Mamuks thought the crustaceans were scrum-deli-icious.