Apple of yer eye

So Muduzks and Vecais rallied the troops last week for some lessons in apple picking:

1. The bottom of the apple is called an eye. When you pick an apple, you must put the EYE to the SKY (courtesy of Mrs. Myers).


2. Why bother picking them if you can just eat them? (courtesy of Vecais)


2. If you pick 20 pounds of apples, put yourselves in the wagon along with the apples, and choose to pick from the trees at the furthest possible distance from the farm buildings, you will get to make your mother work very hard to pull the whole thing back to civilization. (courtesy of any children who have ever gone apple picking)



3. Do not try to make friends with wasps (courtesy of Robin & Mudzuks).
(photographic evidence not available. Too busy finding onions and calming screaming children.)

But most importantly:
4. You can pick your friends and you can pick your apples but you can't pick your friends' apples. (courtesy of Mudzuks and Sam).

Other apples of our eyes:

Sam in the trees

Dawn and River (going for the non-picking apple picking, preferably sleeping, option)